I require your assistance because an enormous spider has made a pretty intricate web between my sliding glass door and screen. It is sitting right smack at waist level so I can't miss it. Therefore I will live in utter darkness because the blinds will remain shut and the door will not be opened. Please help. You may have to access my neighbors porch and then leap onto my balcony to get at the spider because there is no way I'm letting that spider sneak into my house.
The funny thing was AJ (my cat) and I kept hearing this buzzing noise and I thought a fly was stuck between the glass and screen or something but I couldn't see anything. It must have been the spider.
Arachnophobic in L.A.